(the following letter was dictated to me by a very emotionally charged little Lily.)
To Whom it May Concern,
It was brought to my attention that a certain little CHUBBY someone has been competing for the love of my life. I'm not going to name names, but Shmaddison Shmith better beware of the wrath of Lilybird.
I am not someone to mess with when I am ticked....
I can't believe the nerve of that shameless hootch! Just who does she think she is moving in on my Russell-kins! Throwing herself at him like a piece of meat! And if that wasn't bad enough, her plotting mother had to go and give Russell's mom an awesome blog award- talk about BRIBERY!!
MOM! Are you going to DO something about this????
Okay, clearly I have to take matters into my own hands. That spoiled little brat of a Chubbs is not going to snatch my man away from me that easily. I am not going down without a fight!
Attention, Addison: If you're reading this, you should know that phone calls were made, and any plans on the part of you and your manipulating mother have been exposed by yours truly. Russell will have no part of your evil schemes, and he wants you to know that from here on out there is only ONE future Mrs. Chillihitzia for him!!
Yeah, you ought to be ashamed of yourself, Addison~ trying to lure Russell away with those "stylish purple boots". You forgot you were competing with the girl who rocks a one-piece tropical bathing suit like nobodys business, didn't you?
Oh, and just in case you thought there was a chance of snagging Russell away again, I thought I'd share a little secret...
Yup. It's official. Russell and I have declared our mutual love for each other, and no wanna-be-cowgirl is going to come between us! I'm so sorry to have to be the one to burst your bubble, but
there is only room for ONE other birdie in Russell's little lovenest...
P.S. I don't lick the bowl when I cook!!